...gave a very interesting tour, which included this exchange between myself and two 8 year-old boys (translated from french):
Little Boy No.1: But, ma'am, why did they put Jesus on the cross?
Me: Well, because Jesus was saying some things that were getting some people upset.
Little Boy No. 1, looking dismayed: But that's no reason to do something like that!
Little Boy No. 2 starts tapping me on the hand and I look down at him and he says: It may not have been a good reason, ma'am, but it sure makes the bible more interesting to read!
The teacher, the volunteer parents and I just about died laughing.